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A plastic surgery procedure where a white person is turned black
Guy 1: DUDE! What did you do to yourself!?
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*
A person who loves tights, so so much.He is a keeper;)
Michael Stevenson has such cool tights
I love Michael Stevenson and his tights
Bro where do we START? Michael Smart, also known as Michelangelo Bigbrain, is known as a very special man. One might say he is the MOST special man. Fuming, yes. Tall, no. Sassiness? Absolutely, 100%. Bepis *burps vivaciously*. Oops sorry I was in the middle of a definition. *Farts violently for 90 minutes* oh god im having gas problems, i should probably stop writing this definition and go to the washroom. Oh shit, it's coming out of my ass. Oh fuck I just shat in my chair. Oh God, make it stop. Please, have mercy.
*Pants* *Pants* Okay... where were we... uh... uh... umm.. I apologise, I had to deal wit sum shi, whew... okay so dis mans Michel, right... um, I forgot.
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George: What do you think of the current geopolotical situation of the Rohyngas in Myanmar?
Kyle: Michael Smart
overall sick kid and would smack anyones ed in for 2 quid and half a luco.
i just michael knowles in my trousers
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-God. Not a. THE.
There's only ONE Michael Aderman.
-Michael Aderman the tongue tickler, breaker of walls, destroyer of dams, slayer of sluts.
-If you ever come across one in the wild don't make eye contact or he'll make a whore out of you too. And you'll take every bit of it with a smile and beg for more.
- Daddy
-"It is what it is" personified.
- Grand master slinger of the sexiest t-shirt slogans your eyeballs have ever had the pleasure of witnessing.
- Your mother loves him. My mother loves him. His mother?...ehhhhhh....not so much. But THOT? Ya. Her mother loves him too. So PEMDAS or whatever.
You see that guy over there? He's the Michael Aderman of all things pussy. Clit commander my guy is.
What do you mean you don't know if you've ever had a real orgasm before? You must've never gotten to experience the Michael Aderman. You'd know if you did.
Did you see that dope ass shirt; dripping in SEX? It's a Michael Aderman!
A very dumbass kid that dosent under stand the meaning of things
He is a bitch and a dumbass
An idvidual named michael is on a long and far mission on the journey for nyash
michael is a nyash warrior