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yummy rizz everyone gets infinite rizz for just today
I love national infinite rizz day
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Every February 3rd you have to hate on anyone named Nick.
Hey is your name Nick? Yea well its National Hate Nick Day, so fuck you I hate you
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on july 28th, you can throw anyone whose name is nikola! it’s acceptable in all circumstances so go ahead and have a nice day by throwing a nikola around
1: hey! it’s july 28th which means it’s national throw nikola day!
2: oh my god, we must throw nikola!!!
1: YES!!!!
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A holiday in which you celebrate someone named Iris. Usually celebrated with lots of food, gifts and money.
“Hey guys it’s national Iris Appreciation Day!”
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this holiday is celebrated every year on january 19th.
Tim: aye you know what day it is tomorrow?
Jeff: no, tell me.
Tim: its national suck titties day! go suck you some titties man!
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YOU HAVE TO DAY SOMEONE IF YOU DONT YOU PUSSY!! THE RULES ARE YOU HAVE TO KISS,HUG AND etc... IT CAN BE YOUR BESTFREIND, BOY BEST IDC!!!
Today is National Fake Date Day!!
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it’s september 8th, shave that puss!!
what day is it?
well i’ll be, it’s national shave pussy day!!
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