Ur Mom

1. The biggest whore in history
2. The person in my bed
And 3. The cheapest slut imaginable

(Joey) Man my mom fucked three guys last night
(Tom Bradey) Shut the fuck up Joey, Ur Mom is a whore

Ur mom

Someone that you fuck on the daily(preferably anyone's mom)

I did Ur mom last night.

ur mom

it mean something that is not straight

ur mom gey

Ur mom

When the walls and ceiling crumbles to the ground because of how much fat is on ur mom

I just felt an earthquake, I think your mom jumped.

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom.

Ur mom

The thing everybody says when no one can think of any rational answers. So fuck.
Anything can be attacked with ur mom. So if you see it coming. Don’t.

Ur mom gey

Ur mom fat
Ur mum.. is ur mum?
Ur mum old
Ur mum is a dad
Ur mum eats lasagna

ur mom

someone who sneaks out at night just to meet ur homie

ur mom is hot btw