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The dog of many spirit animals. Taking the form of the squirrel most the time but also taking the form of the cow, seal, horse, whale, donkey, goat, eagle, panda, fish, sloth, snail, cheetah, pig, and also a older black woman, possibly Aunt Jemima.
Marley the Water Drinkin Dog is the squirrel of the world.
Gamer duck bath water: Inspired by "Gamer Girl" bath water.
When your name is Laziness:" I want gamer duck bath water."
A rare deep water Jew is a Jew that spends most of his or her life under water collecting coins. Once they have enough coin they emerge for the the depths of the water in which they came from. Rare deep water Jews can be most commonly found in wishing wells, coin fountains and donation centers. Once the deep water Jew emerges they invest all the coin that collected into stocks and then spend the rest of their life's spreading the word of deep water jewdism.
Oi mate!! Did you see that rare deep water Jew stealing all that blokes money? I think he'll probably invest it somewhere.
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Why did you search how to make holy water on a dictionary
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When you have to make a decision between someone you slept with or someone else.
Comes from the phrase "Blood is thicker than water"
Jill:I have to give a promotion between Joe or bob
Alex:didn't you go out with joe?
Jill:yeah but bob is equally qualified for the job...
Alex: I say cum is thicker than water.
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briana banks loves taking a large amount of hot dog flavered water in her mouth, and swallowing every bit. whore.
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When one fills up their uncircumcised foreskin with water and splashes someone else with it.
My friend hit me with his Dirty Hot Dog Water in the bathroom the other day when he stepped out of the shower!
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