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Jack: Whats that youre eating there, Sandra?
Sandra: Cock cheese
John: Smells good
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1.) a kid awkward around girls who playfully punches and makes jokes to a girl he's secretly crushing one
This kind of kid is usually know as a pussy and or had never had any pussy.
Guy- man kolby is totally cheesing on your girlfriend
Guy2- what a fucking pussy
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Receiving oral sex with a block of swiss cheese around your cock.
The Packers just won, and your girlfriend asks you how to properly celebrate. You reply: "cheese head, please!"
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The act of two guys with foreskin putting there dicks head to head and raping them together and jerking off till one of them has there ejaculation in the other guys dick head.
Those guys where cheese curding last night. Hey wana go cheese curd??
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a funny way to make fun of that Jesus Christ guy. Because people don't like that dude anymore. It sounds like "jesus of nazareth." get it? It's funny. Jesus...what a stupid bastard. So he died for my sins...but then he got to come back to life 3 days later? What bull-shit. I know of plenty of people who died for better reasons than that...and they didn't get to come back to life 3 days later.
Cheeses of Nazareth...mmmm, sacrilicious
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pretty much self explanitory, what happens when you dont wash after sports,sexual activity, or laziness. Creates fungus in forkskin of youre dick (only uincircumsized) hurts like a motherfucker trust me on this...
()()=========|)------ <- then it starts pussing out liquid like an std
Man my dick hurts so much, it smells, its rusty and slimey and its cheesy, so thereffore i have dick cheese
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A sexual act where one ejaculates into another's butt crack, then pushes their cheeks together until they stick.
Bob: Jill is walking awkwardly. Did you put it in her butt?
Jim: Nah, I just gave her the ol' grilled cheese.
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