December 2

The one day of the year where you need to eat chicken nugget

Richard: It’s December 2nd
Larry: Let’s go get some chicken nuggets

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December 2

The day where the best people on earth were born: beautiful, sexy, funny with a heart of gold.

Rebecca: You’re an amazing person, you must have been born on December 2nd

Charlie: Thanks! I am!

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July 2

The best day to be born if you were born on this day then go show your friends that your better than them

Person 1: Hey I was born on July 2
Person 2:Oh no your clearly better

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2 phones

Basically a person who has 2 phones is a dope dealer.

Friend:Aye man why you got 2 phones? Dealer: One for the clients and one for the plug man.

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2 am

the best time of the day

Guy 1: did you start that assignment?
Guy 2: not even 2 am yet

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January 2

Give a girl a kiss day. gay or not you have to do it.

Julia:woah it’s January 2
Lesbian:you no what that means
Julia:frick it I’m gay

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october 2

the day after October 1st

its october 2 the day after october 1st

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