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Flex Crapassitor

That guy at the gym who checks himself out in the mirror after each set.

Philo is the ultimate flex crapassitor, checking his abs in the gym mirror after every set of crunches.

by The BS Express January 07, 2022


intellectual flexing

When someone name-drops philosophical and theoretical heavyweights in casual conversation, or babbles at length about some obscure academic idea. A form of showing off one's supposed intelligence. Associated with the pseudo-intellectual and mansplaining types.

at a party
Person 1: "You know, that movie reminds me of something Kant says in the Analytic of the Sublime...'"
Person 2: "I'm just trying to have a good time tonight. I don't need to hear your intellectual flexing."

by absolutelytheworst October 07, 2019


Serbian Flex

Serbian flex is situation in which individual is "flexing" on other people, generally citizens of Serbia about pig he owns.

- Check out my 85'' TV I've bought last saturday, pretty cool, eh?
- That doesnt impress me, I've got 350kg pig in my garden
- That's some dope Serbian Flex, not gonna lie...

by Aurelica October 09, 2023


leg flex

To have sex with someone, get a leg over

I was feeling like a mad tug, but i decided to call up my bitch instead for a bit of leg flex. She then said no so i had to drain the main vein instead!! fuck it

by Shank D O Double G January 14, 2008


Re-flex

To make up for your previous non successful flex.

I flexed on these niggas yesterday and they didn’t take an L, oh shit, I gotta re-flex...

by saltushkin April 03, 2019


flex lock

To have Been busted with flexing fake clothes before, so whatever you Are flexing now is irrelevant.

«Did you see Nate’s fire New shoes
«Nah idc, he is flex locked»

by Magnuzilla February 22, 2018


flex glue

glue but it flexes

Phil has sniffed to much Flex Glue and now all he can see is martians!

by ieatbees November 02, 2020