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An alcoholic Scouse. Can't get enough of the drink. When she's not drinking shes looking for her missing bottle top whilst scoffing cheese and making passive aggressive post-it notes for the thermostat
Cheese for dinner again? Thats so Maria
She had a whole lasagna and a bucket of Dr Pepper for dinner? Thats Maria
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She has these weird houses in Michigan and Dayton I don’t know if she is a zombie it’s lacy I hate everybody taht lives here and she loves weston
It lose of many people in a kinnaper she is a lose women she is a whore -reachel it’s used to kill people like maria
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When asked what’s a Maria ,everyone will look at you weird and ask the fuck is a Maria
Yo my dad is just like Maria ( non existent) tyrone proceeds to cry
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Maria. Shy. Pretty. Hates people who wants to be in their pants. Loves hoodies and hides in them to avoid body shame. Garrisons are her best friend
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Maria is that Hispanic with lots of chusma and sassy
Maria!
Maria: que quieres coño de su madre
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