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fatti patti

a constantly snacking, morbidaly obese, blood sucking, fishy smelling secret C.I.A. observer who uses mind control over students with the "sign in sheet", while at the same time being the Nazi leader of the ginger rebellion with no other use in life than to deplete the happiness of those surrounding this being and to waste the oxygen which could efficiently be used by other, more compelling members of society with meaningful jobs.

when a fat german Nazi ginger reproduces with an ignorant meaningless being to create an utterly low member of society, also known as "fatti patti"

by anti-Pattsie May 28, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


fattie page

A fattie page is an overweight woman who attempts to emulate the style of Bettie Page. They are very easy to spot due to the hideous jet-black 'Bettie Bangs' they wear. This hairstyle looks ridiculous even on attractive girls, but it is especially comical when paired with the swollen plump face of an obese woman.

The fattie page is in the same family as rockabilly. In addition to the hairstyle they usually are covered in tattoos, chain smoke, wear very old fashioned clothing (think 40s-50s), pretend to be badass, and hang out in dirty dive bars with other 30+ year old white people who are also trying to look like tattooed versions of characters from Grease.

The obsession they have with Bettie Page (and vintage pinup girls in general) can be directly linked to their obesity. Models from that era were heavier than models we have today. You can always count on a fattie page saying "curves are sexy" and of course "Bettie Page would be called fat by today's standards." They like to use this as a way to feel attractive, and modern beauty standards are the reason why nobody finds them sexy. What they fail to understand is that Bettie Page was still half their size, and that nobody outside of the fashion industry would ever consider her fat if she was walking around today. All it takes is a quick glimpse at a picture of Bettie Page to see that "curvy" is not the same as "fat".

John: So did your girlfriend drag you to that roller derby match?

James: Yeah it was horrible, the music was shitty and I had to sit behind a fattie page.

by Thelastnormalpersonintheworld October 7, 2013

49๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck a fatty

To partake in the sucking of male genetalia.
Usually used as an instult.
A burn for men or women.

'you can go suck a fatty'

by Kinkers McPheeters May 14, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


glamor fatty

an overweight girl who spends time on vanity i.e. getting her hair done or nails did, but still is fat and cares about appearance but not her ghetto booty.

Eric Lee is such a glamor fatty

by T Heezy June 14, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fatty Gay

A Fatty Gay is a person who is Fat and Gay

If you talk you are a Fatty Gay

Adriano Is a Fatty Gay

Lucas The Egg is a Fatty Gay

by ryanthedixon September 30, 2019

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fatty Lova

One who loves and will always be with a fatty.

God damn fatty lova!

by Captain Neil January 20, 2011


ripped a fatty

Another meaning for smoking a big joint (a fat one).

Yesterday I ripped a fatty. Or I smoked a fatty

by Jmasterj27 March 16, 2017