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A pointless sport that involves waiting around for hours with a hook in the water. If a fish gets caught on this hook, the fisher will either throw it back in (I do not understand the reason for injuring an innocent creature only to put it back), eating it (because apparently the taste is worth the death of a harmless creature), or stuffing it and hanging it up on the wall (because everyone loves showing off how big of a creature they can murder and who doesn't like having dead animals lying around the house?).
If you wouldn't hook a dog, why hook a fishing? Fishing hurts!
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A common replacement for the f-word, or just any curse word in general.
Ah! Fish! It's mauling me!
Stop fishing mauling me!
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A guy that makes out REALLY REALLLLLLLLYYYYYY Bad! Like a fish.. hint hint
"I made out with Neil last night... what a fish!"
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What some gay men call females; frequently derrogative, sometimes joking - ostensibly because all women's vaginas smell like tuna.
"Hey I thought this was a guys only party, Zack. There are fish everywhere!"
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To take out from a body of water an animal or thing.
Fishing is an old man's sport. Bass fishing is a pseudo sport but is cool for video games. Go fish is a card game.
I fish sometimes. The thigh high boots and fishing poles are so fabulous. Anyways I'd drop my contact lens into the water and wind up fishing for those.
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