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Nicholas Appreciation Day, on August 7th, is a day we’re you only do nice things for nicholas and give him gifts and treat him with respect.
“Hey nicholas, it’s august 7th, Nicholas Appreciation Day! here’s a present.
3 dudes who sit on my table in English.
One of them is attracted to microwaves.
The other two are microwaves.
Please send help
Philosopher-Hamish: if you jump off the empire state building with a parachute, you’ll be falling for a few minutes. But if you jump off without a parachute, then you’ll be falling for the rest of your life.
Processor-Hannah.exe has stopped working
Observer-Lucas: Hannah’s last brain cells have D I S I N T E G R A T E D.
Thinker-Nicholas: Hannah had brain cells?
Hamish Lucas Nicholas
This massive chunk of absolute man meat is the scariest man you will ever see. This monster can squash full watermelons with only his forearms. He is capable of giving the most passionate handshakes on the planet. All the ladies chase after nick because of his sexy body and fiery ginger hair. But you don’t want to make this brute angry. Just be prepared for a bull charging full speed at you wanting to break your neck. Be careful of his devastating dad grabs and back smacks, he’s a dangerous man.
“That Nicholas Charles Lawson is so sexy I want him to hold me with his muscular biceps.”
“HIDE YOUR WIVES, NICHOLAS CHARLES LAWSON IS COMING TO STEAL THEM!!!”
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When you are having sex with a female and she begins to cum on your dick. Before you can finish she decided she wants to finish you with oral. In the process of performing oral her cum spreads over her upper lip and on her chin causing her to look like she has a beard and mustache.
Becky couldn't help but finish me with oral after she came and after she finished me off she had a thick Saint Nicholas.
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Useless cunt that have a big eyes. He will have a crush but never be liked back. He is so dumb and useless so he didnt do anything in his pgysics project
Daym that guy is such a useless cunt it must be Nicholas Alexander Sugianto
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A gorgeous creation, the youngest in the band the jonas brothers. has two older brothers, Paul Kevin JonasII, and joe jonas. they are 18, and 20. nick is 15, and is a type one diabetic, as of 2005. he has a younger brother. frankie who recently turned 8. NEVER WENT OUT WITH MILEY CYRUS! (if you follow that miley link, don't listen to them calling her a slut, and skank. she really isn't and is never going to be britney spears. i love her, even if she may be a little slutty, but can i ask... when you were fifteen.... were you too? yea thats what i thought. Nick jonas grew up in whycoff new jersey, and was born in dallas to a religious family. he (among his brothers) wear a purity ring, implying that hes gonna stay pure until marriage. (AWWW!!) it says poned on it. it was made in Disney world in 2007. he is also known as nick, and he has a "rap" song called nick j is off the chain.... look it up..:D
katie- did you see the jonas brothers in concert yet?
Me- um yea, but i wasn't look at anybody but Nicholas jerry jonas, and his sexiness. hes so ripped. when he took off his shirt, i melted. o ma gawd! i love him so much. he is a sexy bangin' beast! <3
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A bum, typically a woman, who lives in Toronto Canada
Stay away from her, shes a nicholas bon jovi