23 and 1

serving a prison sentence , being locked in a cell for 23 hours a day leaving you with 1 hour usualy given to those who commit serious crimes like 1st degree murder

"yo chris, did u hear about darren hees got life 23 and 1 for murdering his brother"

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Day 1

A friend who hasn’t switched up since the day you’ve met them

I’d choose her over him cuz she’s my day 1

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july 1

if you came here after looking up your birthday and nothing was here just know a bad bitches ONLY are born on this day xoxo

hey have you met the new girl?
no, but i think her birthday is on july 1st
oh she must be a badass bitch

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november 1

National Skip School Day

It's November 1st no school woohoo.

1<33

A nerdier way of saying 143 or "I love you."

1 for the I,
<3 for Love,
And 3 for You.

Guy: 1<33 (One less than thirty-three)

Girl: Awww I love you too!

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May 1

National Spend time with your gf/bf day

Hey today is May 1 let’s go somewhere

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Bruins at 1

The time tested excuse by all UCLA Alums when they want to get out of doing something with their wives.

"Honey, don't forget that we are meeting with my parents at 2 for lunch."

"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."

"You are?"

"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"