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Slack off hippies who don't even have the tits to actually stand for a cause. The believe that the best way to become one with the earth is to buy mass produced books, tapes, crystals, cloth, and other crap that probably were responsible for the death of at least one species of exotic tree and a few dozen monkeys.
They also like to be lazy "vegetarians", lazy activists, and generally holier-than-thou twats who hate any emotion that isn't about sprinkling flowers and love or fucking your cat.
New Agers like to live in pricey lofts that are especially equipped for white people, drink frappuccinos, and denounce anyone who actually cares about the environment as "extremists". They are usually pacifists, so they're great for the beginner gun enthusiast.
Beth: Holy shit, look at that New Ager!
Jessica: Yeah, I got that beauty a few nights ago. He kept screaming about me disrupting his "chi", so it was a little difficult to concentrate and aim properly.
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This is an "Aggressive" lesbian, who tends to dress like a gangster (urban hip-hop look) man in the peruse of getting more women.
"I'm a AG-Lesbian, looking for a femme."
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A MMORPG that nobody fucking knows exists.
"What the Hell is Endless Ages?"
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Age of Conan - Hyborian Adventurers is an MMORPG by Funcom and Microsoft set to release in April, 2008. The game is based mainly on combat, quests, character development and siege. For PC and Xbox 360.
"Dude, are you going to get Age of Conan?"
"Yeah it looks fucking awesome :D."
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“Now he belongs to the ages.” — were the words of United States Secretary of War Edwin M. Stanton, who was near President Abraham Lincoln’s deathbed on April 15, 1865.
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Miles AG is everything you could ever want in a black king. He has the locs, big lips, beautiful brown eyes, big hands for grabbing ass, and a fat juicy ass of his own. His soft silky voice makes you want to cum BUCKETS upon hearing it. He is eye candy for both men and women. He is funny, intelligent, hard working, and all around perfect. Lets not forget his unmatched skills in the bedroom. After a night with Miles Giddings, sex with anyone else just feels stale and boring. No one can compare to his mastery of foreplay. His large smooth hands make you feel like you're floating when they are inside you . His plump lips feel like marshmallows as they slowly kiss every crevice of your body. His massive cock that just always knows how to hit the right spots. Miles AG really is one of a kind.
I just had the night of my life with Miles AG
glue your wigs down cause they are going to be snatched after hearing this new album.
i ran out of wig glue after preparing for ag 4!