october 3rd

NATIONAL JIMMY DAY

WE CELEBRATE THE SACRED DEATH OF JIMMY !

HOORAY 😃

(smoke a blunt in his honour)

“ wsg g”

“yo it’s october 3rd”

“what’s that”
“it’s when we smoke a blunt in jimmys honour”

October 3rd

The day a fucking bitch ass, dick head was born. ifykyk.
your parents should've used a condom 9 months ago.
If they did, you were a mistake and the condom broke.

My ex was born on October 3rd.
Fuck you, needy ass cheater.

November 3rd

National adopted day

Tell your adopted friends that it’s November 3rd so that means there adopted

November 3rd

National throw shit at kathrine day

Oh it’s November 3rd time to throw a bus at kathrine

November 3rd

National Steal a hoodie day!

Person A: Yo where’s my hoodie

Person B: It’s November 3rd remember

Person A: Give me my freaking hoodie back...

november 3rd

give your shortest friend a blowjob if you're born in 2006-2009 and so is your shortest friend

I have to give you a november 3rd style blowie, Young Man!

WHYYY

November 3rd

It's opposite day this November 3rd :> so stop calling people gay @Cutiesenpai_draws on Instagram :>

Sen: *shows picture* gAy
Me: well look up what day it is in the urban dictionary :> SO U GAY
November 3rd