April 5th

The day that Kurt Cobain was slain by Jack Black. Years later JB wrote confession of his deed in the song 'The Metal'. Henceforth grunge was truly smitten for the better because as we all know grunge is the forfather of emo which can suck a left nut

On April 5th Metal killed Kurt Cobain

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october 5th

the day that melodee was born<3

person: omg is it melodees birthday?
person2: yeah dude its october 5th

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December 5th

national come to school naked day

him:hey you going to school naked

friend/him:yea i'm going naked

him:why?
friend/him:it's December 5th

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Nov 5th

Give a girl named Faith ur hoodie

Bob:Hey it's Nov 5th

Jerry: I'm gonna go give Faith my hoodie real quick

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July 5th

The day after ths most badass birthday ever. Usually a day of regrets like the common problems of, I can't believe I slept with a girl with herpes, or I should have drank a little less. A lot of asprin and Gatorade will be used. And by 3 o'clock everybody who doesn't have any will end up getting some.

Mike-Ughh that party was a rager, I'm so hung over .
Zachary- The asprin is in the bathroom and Gatorade is in the fridge. And quick question, if I have cold sores on my...
Mike- Bro you have the herp.
Zachary- Man I hate July 5th

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pleading the 5th

To call in sick when actually hungover. Stems from the many people who call off on the 5th of July.

Michelle just called in sick, but I saw her at the bar at 1:30 last night... she's pleading the 5th.

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January 5th

National Make-out Day

Audrey cmon…

Audrey: what do you mean

Freddy:wanna make out?
Audrey: whyy???
Freddy:It’s national make-out day, January 5th!
Audrey:ohhhh

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