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A pizza roll is a bunch of something that i'm not sure of rolled into a little roll. And as soon as you bite into those little fuckers it bursts out the other end, so you have to stuff the whole thing in your mouth. Only to realize its like a mouthful of lava! Pizza-y, yummy lava! ...... but that doesnt mean it doesnt burn like shit
"hey man, I'm going to go make some Totinos Pizza Rolls"
"bring me something cold to drink bro, those things are fuckin hot! ... little shits"
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Pizza that has been heated, frozen, and then reheated.
"Why are you eating zombie pizza when cold pizza is so much better?"
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the slowest pizza place on the planet. generally tastes like cardboard. average delivery time: 2 hours.
Bob: Hey I think I'll be hungry in three hours, better order sundial pizza now.
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Getting pizza stuffed into your armpits after jerking off and eating pizza at a guys house you saw an ad for on Craigslist
Hey you want pizza pits? Then I'm your man!
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when there is lack of a better phrase to use, you would say this. It is used like, "and then i found five dollars".
when in doubt say this.
it was first said by the olsen twins in their, "pizza" video.
dork 1: what should we do with these christmas ornaments?
cool kid: eh, put it on the pizza
dork 2: Oh my gosh I got a speeding ticket!!
cool kid: Just put it on the pizza!
dork 3: I have some pepperoni.
cool kid: put it on the pizza
dork 4: hey do you like this new song?
cool kid: yea, its definitely put it on the pizza material
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A sexual act whereupon a woman lies on her back whilst no less than three men place the entirety of their genitals (penis and testicles) on her face in a more or less circular pattern, thus resembling the toppings on a pizza.
Me and some of the guys got together the other night with Kayleigh and made a meat pizza!
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A handcrafted finger licking good boneless crafted pizza fresh from the pizzeria. Best served with coke but I preferably like it with boneless juice. A meme that is also becoming endangered because of normies and nibbas who can't resist stealing memes and the over usage of boneless pizzas. Boneless pizza is served at dominos but you may be lucky to find at other pizza parlors. STAY BONELESS
Hey can I uh get BONELESS PIZZA.
Uh what did you just say
I SAID CAN I GET A BONELESS PIZZA
Boneless? Nigga we don't put bones on our pizzas
AND CAN ALSO GET A 2 liter COKE
sorry 2liter machine broke
FINE CAN I GET A BONELESS PIZZA
sorry thottie
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