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Covid Worshipper

An individual who has an irrational fear/obsession with Covid-19 a virus with a 99% survival rate. These folks usually wear masks 24/7 & in some cases gloves. They become very hostile when they observe others not wearing masks or social distancing. Covid Worshippers have been known to lecture, yell, scream and harass others who do not share their irrational fear.

They view unmasked folks as "selfish" or "uncaring" and typically voice this out loud in a temper tantrum.
Covid Worshippers have been known to virtue signal any chance they get as they feel they are helping society for the "greater good" by constantly wearing their masks & yelling virtue signals at unsuspecting strangers. They also feel that the whole world should live in a "Safe space", locked down, double-masked, and gloved up with no foreseeable end in sight.
Many Covid Worshippers typically see the vaccine as their salvation, as they were first in line to receive the shot.

These obsessed individuals won't do anything in life without getting direction from the CDC or local health authority. In short, their life revolves around the Corona Virus hence the term Covid Worshipper.

1. The cashier was a total Covid Worshipper, she was getting upset because the customer had the mask under their nose.
2. John was known to be a Covid Worshipper as he ran in the opposite direction every time he saw someone not wearing a mask.
3. Mark was such a Covid Worshipper that he waited 12 hours in line just to get his Covid shot.

4. Trader Joe's has been known to be run by Covid Worshippers as they make you wait in line outside masked up and spaced out over 6 feet. The staff gets very hostile if your nose is showing and will typically kick you out of the store for no reason.

by Mr Zionist April 12, 2021


Covid Eye

Mike Pence's puffy bloodshot sickly eyeballs during VP debate

Bruce was watching the vice presidential debate with his roommate, Carl, and Kamala Harris walked out. "she's amazing!" Bruce exclaimed. when cameras panned to Mike Pence, Carl dropped his beer. "OMG WTF is wrong with Pence? his eyes are obviously diseased. after breathing air in White House's contagious-disease cluster looks like he's got Covid Eye!"

by Uncle Joosie October 8, 2020


Covid Crazy

People who are extremely scared of covid to the point that it ruins the lives of them and people around them.

I can’t hang out with John anymore. He won’t see me unless I wear 3 face masks and stand 30 ft from him. He really is covid crazy

by 856 money April 12, 2021


Covid-🎲

When bookmakers worldwide are ever changing the odds that President Trump would be re-elected, based on the good and bad news about him and his morally bankrupt administration, which make the headlines every day.

Thanks to Covid-🎲, with billions of bucks changing hands, tens of millionaires (and thousands of zeronaires) are expected to emerge come November 3.

by Fasters September 18, 2020


COVID-crafty

Adjective describing a person who is forced to become crafty by COVID-19 sequestering: e.g., issuing copycat sidewalk chalk art projects to their kids, darning socks instead of braving Costco, baking.

I tried repeatedly to explain that I am the opposite of a crafty Pinterest mom. I have zero creativity. I am only COVID-crafty.

by Preacher-Man April 3, 2020


COVID Werewolf

The person who originally contracted and spread COVID to your cluster. Generally this person got the vid from an unknown source and spread the virus to his friends. The best way to identify your werewolf is through contact tracing. Named the werewolf due to the old legend that all werewolves descend from an original werewolf who infected the other werewolves.

Bob: I have COVID and I got it through Bill. Bill got it from Jimmy who got it at a Lame Impala concert. I guess Jimmy is my COVID werewolf.

by Senor Dank Nugs January 15, 2022


Covid Arm

When over masterbating Due to the coronavirus causes a guy to have one buff, muscled up arm

Man look at his COVID ARM, he must’ve been jacking for days!

by AlienDavid-19 April 7, 2020