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An Aussie phrase, utterance or cluster of words to portray the emotion behind the archetype of which is Covid 19 as being somewhat of a disturbance to past, present and or future plans.
You doing much this week? Nah 'this covid shit' has really fucked me around
When seeing a member of the opposite sex in public wearing a face mask. The person appears to be a 10 out of 10 on the numerical point scale for attractiveness. When the face mask is removed, there true attractiveness is revealed often several points below a 10.
The woman removed her mask, her teeth were buck, and her nose was stout. If she kept her mask on she'd be a covid-10.
When people are advised to avoid handshakes to lower the risk of getting infected with Covid-19, but urged to think of alternative ways to greet one another—for instance, they could bump elbows; embrace the Thai wai and say hi in prayer-like posture; or use the “footshake.”
Guesstimate how many handshake alternatives have emerged worldwide to combat Covid-🤝.
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A Covid poser is someone who on the surface seems to be the most committed person to mask wearing, and social distancing and enforcing all the rules. However this is the same person that was shopping at Walmart, going to a friends house for Thanksgiving and is not wearing a mask unless anyone’s watching.
Me: So Mom, I thought you didn’t leave your house for six months? Why are you at Walmart and out to dinner with your friends, no mask in sight? Sounds like a Covid poser to me?
Mom: “No I just did curbside delivery!”
Me: “Right...”
An invisible sticker that is pasted on any Christian by their Protector, Deliverer, and Healer, as promised in Psalm 91, where God promises to shield all believers who abide in Him from any pandemic, plague, or pestilence.
When the devil works overtime to make you doubt whether or not you are really under God’s protection because of your sins or addictions, just show him your Covid-free sticker.
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When two individuals interact in sexual intercourse manner. Where one or both parties decided to cough on each other. Neither party needs to be covid postive, but it is recommended. As it heightens the risk. Thus involving both or multiple individuals in the Covid fuck.
Christine do you want to come over and try the Covid fuck. I am just got my test results back.
When you catch the coronavirus 4 times
That nigga Paulo Dybala got Covid-76 bro