Fucking Gary

Everyone knows a Gary. This statement is reserved for any time Gary does literally anything, as Gary is usually the most useless and clueless friend in the group. This statement is especially used when Gary does something that sets off a chain of events that could cause harm to the group. The softcore version was popularized in Parks and Recreation, as the gang often took jabs at Gary Gergich, better known as Jerry, Larry, Terry, Gary, Barry Gengurch Gergich. This statement is especially effective if the person's name isn't even Gary.

Gary- "hey guys what's up"
*gary does anything that remotely resembles a mistake*
Everyone else- Fucking Gary

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Gary Reed

A form of saying "Gaurenteed" quickly, which sounds like a man's name, Gary Reed.

"You gettin' juiced tonight?"

"Oh Gary Reed."

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Gary Garrison

The act of spray painting your balls gold and making your weiner look like a bamboo shoot, so that the elusive PANDA BEAR will come and nibble on it, while you read them poetry.

Dude, I totally did a Gary Garrison last night on your mother.

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A Gary Scaramella

When you get hit by a car, do a back flip, survive, and laugh about it the next day

Nick: oh my god he just got hit by a car!

Josh: it's ok he'll pull A Gary Scaramella

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gary ablett

Rhyming clubbers slang for an Ecstasy pill, named after Liverpool FC defender Gary Albett (1983-1992)

(Gary) Ablett rhymes with tablet.

Alright mate, got any Gary’s?

Is Gary Ablett gonna be at the club with you tonight?

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gary downs

A term used to describe a really nerdy but awesome teacher.

Bob: Did you go to the Gary Downs' class today?
Steve: Yeah, it was hilarious. He made all these bad jokes.

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Gary Glitter

The glam-rock king who recorded "Rock n Roll pt. 2" but was later arrested for child pornography.

Da dum-da daaaa dadum HEY! dadum da dadadada x33214

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