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The ACTUAL inventors of pavlovas.
Uhhhh, kiwis are usually seen at the dairy or in new zealand, both basically the same.
Person: Australians invented pavlova
Kiwis:NO YA FUKIN GRUNT YOU WET AS SOCK.
A fat ugly thing that has very greasy hair and is a weirdo that walks around with teddies
K: oh my gosh did you see kiwi??!!
M: YES IT WAS SO FUNNY
"u thought life was a kiwi?"
"yeah"
"then u were right"
"oh my god u have no kiwi"
Basically when the nutsack is very hairy
I had some pretty good sex last night but the girl wouldn't stop looking at my kiwi