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Gender confused "it" that lives in the middle of nowhere, in shack #22. All of his "friends" left him to go to the great war. He randomly names objects and bugs. He has a very "colorful" imagination and a preferance for rusted metal. He likes it when the "red water" comes. He has a lack of intelectual skills and utterly terrified by human speech except for his own, as shown in episode 5. There are currently 7 episodes all of which created by David Firth.
(as Salad Fingers stabs his finger on a rusty hook) "I like it when the red water comes out"
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A salad thats composed of the salad that was served yesterday and two days ago.
Rarely used to describe a good tasting salad.
Can be used to describe other non-fresh meals.
It's based on the "fibonacci" mathematical series that each number is composed of the two numbers before it (0,1,1,2,3,5,8 etc.)
Person 1: "I think they're serving fibonacci salad today"
Person 2: "Eww It tastes like the crap they served yesterday"
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The sexual act of bending over, pulling your testicles between your legs, and having your partner lick both your anus and swollen red testicles; which now resemble tomatoes.
Cole: So how was your date with Valerie last night?
Stephen: The whore took me back to her place and made me a tomato salad. So all in all, worth it.
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A culturally diverse group of homosexuals.
When Doug, Mohammed, Atsushi and Igor hang out, it's a total fruit salad.
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An ironic name for a girl who won't have anal sex.
Hey salad girl, why won't you let me do you in the pooper.
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In the pimp business, it is the first ho you recruit to work the streets.
Oh shiiiet daddys little salad fork got us all the WHITESTAR!!!!
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