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A black, obese, schizo who writes some great music thanks to his mental disorder. Plugs a certain product at the end of his songs.
Rock over London, rock on Chicago.
Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions.
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Bruce willis was born on the moon before the dawn of time. He was the love child between chuck norris and a ninja. Over his life he has accomplished many tasks including going back in time to stop a time paradox from occuring, forming Pantera, and his acting career which he is most famous for. In his acting career he is most noted in the autobiography Die Hard. However they had to change his name from Bruce Willis to John Mclaine because if people knew that Bruce Willis actually pulled that shit off, their eyes would explode and they would piss out their liquified innards for months. Other real-life biographies include, Rambo 4, the Evil Dead series, every george romero movie that DOESN'T suck, and the star wars series as Darth Vader, except instead of being either a whiney kid or an emo teenager, he was actually a viking, and instead of Obi Wan kicking his ass, Bruce takes his lightsaber and gouges out both of his eyes, and force feeds them down his throat. Due to this change, instead of episodes IV, V, and VI being nothing but him chopping off baby heads and eating everyne like it was supposed to, it turned out to be a long, complex trilogy which still kicked ass but still should have been bruce willis eating people. However, George Lucas was in charge and he decided to go with his idea. Bruce Willis got pissed and kicked his ass so hard after episodes 1 2 and 3 came out that he sent him back in time 30 years and was forced to write episodes 4 5 and 6 back then instead.
It is common knowledge that every time Bruce Willis says "Yippee-kai-yay mother fucker," and emo gets sodomized with a jack hammer.
There are rumors that Bruce Willis created a sucky jazz album. However these accusations are false. He actually released the first version of Reign In Blood by Slayer, but it was decided that the album was so hardcore that people would die in gruesome ways upon hearing Bruce's kickass guitar playing, and thus hired the slayer we see today as the composers of the album. The sucky jazz album was actually just Kenny G trying to fuck up Bruce's career. Bruce is planning his immense ass-kicking as we speak.
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Happens after playing with yourself (aka whacking off) and not cleaning up properly with a tissue. After around 10 minutes your member becomes stuck to your underwear because of the excess semen excreted from your cock.
Dude, I had this awesome wank earlier, but 10 minutes later I had a willy dribble, now i need lubricant to get my boxers off.
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To injest alcohol through the nose via snorting, in order to get the alochol into your system quicker. Often done out of the concave bottom of a shot glass.
That chilly willy was fun huh? wait...get up, why are you passed out?
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White Phosphorus, given the name Willy Peter in Vietnam also used in the book "Fallen Angels"(about the Vietnam war). Usually used as a name rather than an object. Willy Peter was usually used in artillery shells to clear sections of forests rife with Congs. White Phosphorus also eats through skin which made it incredibly painful for the enemy and the shells also acted as fragmentation explosives.
"I'm calling in Willy Peter!"
"Who's Willy Peter?"
"Noob!"
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Someone who gets extremely excited over computer games
Man is that guy getting a willy again??
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