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A blow job performed by a midget or little-person who is being held upside down by their ankles like a "choking baby". Once the midget is mid-fellatio, you start slaping their back, like you would a choking baby, trying to dislodge your penis in this case, instead of an animal cracker.
Bro- Junior hooked up with the midget receptionist from Accounting. Said he picked her up by the feet, held her upside down and then she started blowing him!
Homeboy- NO WAY! He got a Choking Baby BJ? Good for him!
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A complementary Blow Job received to celebrate a man's day of birth.
"It's January 25th, bitch. You know what that means: a B-day BJ for me...fo' free"
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The action of performing a blow job on ones penis with a pre-heated apple strudel. Also known as the slippery-slogan.
How it works ::
You must microwave an apple strudel for 10-15 seconds, no more. Once heated the opposing partner will then slip the warm apple strudel onto the erect penis of their partner. Once securely in place, the opposing partner then takes their mouth, wraps it around the apple strudel, which is on the erect penis, and performs a blow job by slipping the apple strudel back and forth. Once the erect penis hits it's climax and finishes the opposing partner must pull off the apple strudel with their mouth and eat it all. If the apple strudel is not full consumed after the fact, then it doesn't not count as an "Apple Strudel BJ"
That was one hell of an apple strudel bj
That was one slippery-slogan.
I would really love it if you gave me an apple strudel bj. You know? The good kind.
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Gotta be blue or grey... Jack and Dan love them
Yo damn that girl in the live got bj eyes, gotta hit her up
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When a woman wakes a man up in the morning by performing fellatio on him but she is gentle and wishes not to wake him until he is ejaculating.
My wife gave me an Alarm Clock BJ this morning, when I woke up I was ejaculating in her mouth. The great start to a great day!
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A sexual act during which a man covers his penis in peanut butter while his partner fills his/her mouth with jelly and proceeds to perform oral sex upon the penis. Fun for all! YUM!
Special note: While one may use any variety of jelly, it is best to stick to creamy peanut butter. Chunky is simply too dangerous.
male #1: "Damn yo! My girlfriend surprised me with a PB n' BJ last night for my birthday!"
male #2: "Strawberry?"
male #1: "Nah, dude...grape."
male #2: "Sweet."
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All day blow job for 24th of February
Omg it’s the 24th of feb it’s Alex’s bj day