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deep space creature

Former Discord User "German Empire".

Discord User 1: deep space creature should really keep that name and shouldnt change it back to German Empire right?

Discord User 2: Yeah ikr!

by The globglaglobgala. April 4, 2023


deep space creature

Former Discord User "German Empire".

Discord User 1: deep space creature should really keep that name and shouldnt change it back to German Empire right?

Discord User 2: Yeah ikr!

by The globglaglobgala. April 4, 2023


Jibberwalky creature

It's a mythical creature from meth army lore where this poor addicted household had a plastic bag covered in humanity and resin to the point where it woke up sentient and warns people addicted to drugs of upcoming dangers. It's a transmorphing plastic bag that grows syringes out of its limbs and dances on your back to warn of dangerous situations. The world's first living pokemon. Breakdances frequently.

The jibberwalky creature was a figment of my imagination until it did a breakdance on my back

by Cody5050 June 8, 2022


Eyeball Creature

Someone described as a stupid person. Very stupid.

???: you Eyeball Creature! You tried to snatch my Enderman Doll.
Becky: I didn’t mean to..

by snatcher October 11, 2019


creatures of habit

a) the rhetorical, (lol), response to the oxymoronic rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard/ peiople resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's undesirable (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, Im reminding you that St Valentine's is next week. and no, you can't do a rat's ass about your taxes, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore creatures of habit

by Sexydimma May 3, 2012


Filthy Creature

Micheal Hale

That Micheal Hale cunt, is a filthy creature. He spat on me!

by Unkowna December 14, 2018


Joey (Creature/species)

Jolichus Bronchitis, a subspecies of elephant. A purple creature with 3 legs who uses its snut to poke and breed other Joeys.

Joey (Creature/species) communicates through actions.

by YouAddLeg April 1, 2023