Dad bod

1) "Dad bod" is a male body type that is best described as "softly round." It's built upon the theory that once a man has found a mate and fathered a child, he doesn't need to worry about maintaining a sculpted physique.

If human bodies were cuts of meat, the dad bod would skew more marbled rib eye than filet mignon; or, if human bodies were sea mammals, dad bod would be more like a grazing manatee than a speedy dolphin. The dad bod is more mudslide than mountain, more soft serve than sorbet, more sad trombone than clarinet, more mashed potato than skinny fry. The dad bod is built for comfort.

2)Having a "dad bod" is a nice balance between working out and keeping a beer gut

1) Mike is totally working on that dad bod after getting his wife pregnant.

2) I miss Chris Pratt's dad bod from before he was on Guardians of the Galaxy.

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croak dad

synonym for crack dad; someone who is such a dad you go crazy about them.

“your such a crazy ass crack ass croak dad!”-knj

my dad

deceased

my dad got fucking thanos snapped when i was 8

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Miles's Dad

this nigga dipped to brazil and never came back.

miles's dad

Dad Of Boy

The true name of the newest addition to the God Of Way game saga. This name has been invented by the YouTuber JackSepticeEye. He created this new name with the absolute badassery of the voice actor for Kratos and his nonstop use of the name boy for the child he is taking care of throughout the game.

Did you see Jack's Dad Of Boy playthrough?

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my dad

he went to get milk but never came back

you are my dad your my dad boogie woogie woogie

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Cesar’s Dad

A very rare creature that has never been seen. He is a strong loving man. Everyone knows he exists but there is no evidence of it. Cesar’s dad can most commonly be found in a long line at a supermarket or gas station.

Person1: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Person2: Sure
Person1: CESAR’S DAD