Kinky Afro

Son, I'm 30

I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty

And I don't have a decent bone in me

What you get is just what you see yeah

I see it so I take it freely
And all the bad piss ugly things I feed me

I never help or give to the needy

Come on and see me

I had to crucify some brother today

And I don't dig what you gotta say

So come on and say it

Come on and tell me twice

I said dad you're shabby

You run around and groove like a baggy

You're only here just out of habit

All that's mine you might as well have it

You take ten feet back and then stab it

Spray it on and 'tag it
So sack on me

I can't stand the needy

Get around here if you're asking you're feeling

I had to crucify somebody today

And I don't dig what you gotta say

So come on and say it

Come on and tell me twice

So sack all the needy

I can't stand to leave it

You come around here and you put both your feet in

I had to crucify somebody today

And I don't dig what you gotta say

So go on and say it

I had to crucify some brother today

And I don't hear what you gotta say

So come on and say it

Come on and tell me twice

Kinky Afro

afro klondike

staying up all night to do your college work.

Tina is being an Afro klondike lately.

afro emo

an african american emo

regular dude: woah that emo's black
emo dude: yeah he's afro emo
regular dude: those exist?!
emo dude: yeah...... remember Shawn Brown, Dwayne Robinson, Soul Glo, Megan Cadena-Fernandez, Droughts, or Casey Watson
regular dude: what are you talking about??
emo dude: oh wait you have a life ._.

Afro iraq syndrome

When a arabic girl thinks she's black. She tries to convince everyone that she's black, because it sucks to be arab. She's the type of girl to cry at night, and wake up everyday hoping that her skincolor changed. These are the types of people to die early in life.

Aya: I'm afro iraq, so i'm basically black
Other people: No you're not hoe ass
Aya: It's called afro iraq syndrome motherfucker

Persian Afro

A Persian afro is when you find a hairy pussy with curls, go down on her then stick a buttplug into her pussy & ass, then add sea salt spray and texturing power to the pubes and volumize. After that, leave for 2 days, repeat the pube routine then pull out the toys and let it rip like a beyblade (For Sofia)

Hey Billy why do you smell like shit? Oh I did a Persian Afro with yasmine

Islamic States of Afro-Mexico

The land formerly known as "United States of America".

Tyrone: "Yooo nigguh remember USA where we had sailfoams, fried chicken, and colt 45's n shieet?"
Jose: "Yee homes, I used to put fried chicken on my tacos nomsayin"
Mohammad: "Do not discuss infidel idols of the past!! We are now the Islamic States of Afro-Mexico. Now point your ass to Meccah or I will keel you!!"

Afro diaper

When a child has so much shit in their diaper that the entire diaper is the size of an Afro from a black man in the 70’s at the disco

Yo, my 3 y/o had an afro diaper last night. It was lit.