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Slack off hippies who don't even have the tits to actually stand for a cause. The believe that the best way to become one with the earth is to buy mass produced books, tapes, crystals, cloth, and other crap that probably were responsible for the death of at least one species of exotic tree and a few dozen monkeys.
They also like to be lazy "vegetarians", lazy activists, and generally holier-than-thou twats who hate any emotion that isn't about sprinkling flowers and love or fucking your cat.
New Agers like to live in pricey lofts that are especially equipped for white people, drink frappuccinos, and denounce anyone who actually cares about the environment as "extremists". They are usually pacifists, so they're great for the beginner gun enthusiast.
Beth: Holy shit, look at that New Ager!
Jessica: Yeah, I got that beauty a few nights ago. He kept screaming about me disrupting his "chi", so it was a little difficult to concentrate and aim properly.
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This is an "Aggressive" lesbian, who tends to dress like a gangster (urban hip-hop look) man in the peruse of getting more women.
"I'm a AG-Lesbian, looking for a femme."
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A MMORPG that nobody fucking knows exists.
"What the Hell is Endless Ages?"
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Age of Conan - Hyborian Adventurers is an MMORPG by Funcom and Microsoft set to release in April, 2008. The game is based mainly on combat, quests, character development and siege. For PC and Xbox 360.
"Dude, are you going to get Age of Conan?"
"Yeah it looks fucking awesome :D."
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“Now he belongs to the ages.” — were the words of United States Secretary of War Edwin M. Stanton, who was near President Abraham Lincoln’s deathbed on April 15, 1865.
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glue your wigs down cause they are going to be snatched after hearing this new album.
i ran out of wig glue after preparing for ag 4!
Women who were very beautiful in their youth, and are struggling to keep their youthful beauty despite growing old. Typically in her 40s or 50s, an aging beauty pays many visits to her plastic surgeon for Botox, fillers, and more, in order to keep a youthful appearance. Her validation comes from being considered beautiful from others. She may be depressed that she is growing old, and that soon, fillers and Botox will not maintain her beauty anymore.
“What did you think of Alicia when you met her at that party yesterday?”
“She’s okay, she seemed like a cool aging beauty”