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The sweetest gentleman you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. Be prepared to laugh! He comes with all of the jokes. Has a smile brighter than most people’s future. Will occasionally, and by occasionally I mean almost daily, let you know how special you are and how lucky you are to know him. Don’t fuck with Wade Alexander though, do him wrong and you’ll never be allowed inside again. If you know a Wade Alexander, keep them close because they’re as rare as the last time a depressed person took a shower. He’s a badass and will try anything at least once. Loves family and his friends and most of all, music. Never give up on him because he will surprise you everyday and you will never be bored of seeing his beautiful face. Imagine your hero but with some of the best hair in the world, that’s Wade Alexander.
Someone: what is he doing!!?
Mary: he’s being Wade Alexander, you can’t expect anything less!
Alexander abbey loves massive cock especially freya's
Brayan Alexander makes a great friend although they will often kick the back of your leg to make you fall. Brayan Alexander’s are really good at making bad puns. They are always able to make a pun no matter what situation and are very punny. They are great people to procrastinate with while you are trying to do homework, they also are a great person to talk to when you should be doing math work. Although they don’t know it, they are very musical people. They are very good at playing instruments including the trumpet, guitar, drums and piano. They make great soloists in any concert.
Guy 1: Why did that person just fall?
Guy 2: I don’t know man.
Guy 1: Oh, Brayan Alexander is behind them.
Guy 2: Ohhhh, that makes sense
this is not a joke alexander and madeleine i shsip them lolllll
i ship alexander and madeleine hehehhehehe
a really hard Hench guy with a horse cock
see that guy in the car, he's such a kyron alexander