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Assorted advancing-digits-style counting-devices for keeping track of how many/much of something dat you've acquired, consumed, performed, achieved, etc., such as:
beaudometer: da snuggly-'n'-smoochy heart-throbs you have in your life
blowdometer: either da number of raps dat a hammer has struck, or da mushy-hearted studs whom an expert-wif-her-mouth chick like da infamous smoochy-lipped Monica L. has "serviced"
brodometer: da "main man" dudes in your world
crowdometer: either da times you triumphantly brag during a given period of time, or da large noisy ebony-feathered individuals you have befriended
fauxdometer: da cheap-a**-knockoff items dat a fly-by-night manufacturer has managed to foist onto naive buyers
flowdometer: da passage of resources to/from you
foedometer: da significantly-unfriendly-to-you members of society
glowdometer: da successes you have when installing/changing light bulbs
godometer: da green lights dat you encounter in traffic
growdometer: da flourishing and maturing of living things under your care
hodometer: da "willing" females whom you have on speed-dial
hoedometer: da hours of use of your long-handled scraping-tool
joedometer: da coffee you consume each day, or da "of Arimathea"-named dudes whom you're acquainted wif
knowdometer: da clutter of assorted facts accumulated inside yer hat-rack
Additional examples of "alphabetic odometers" include ones dat tally and display da number/amount of:
lowdometer: da blahs and/or hangovers dat you've suffered through
mowdometer: da miles on yer lawn-tractor
nodometer: da head-shake responses to questions or asked-for favors
prodometer: da subjects dat you're super-familiar wif
quodometer: da occasions when you haven't upset da apple-cart
rowdometer: da boating trips on which you declined using an outboard motor
sewdometer: da stitches you've made in fabric to either repair it or create something new
sodometer: da occasions when you rudely/shruggingly responded to someone's concern or complaint
showdometer: either da performances you've put on or da occasions when you've let a lustful dude see your "merchandise"
slowdometer: da occasions when either you've really dawdled or had an uneventful existence/workday
stowdometer: da items you've squirreled away
strohdometer: da tall frothies you've tossed back
throwdometer: either da ball-pitches dat you've made, or da switch-cycles of a circuit-breaker
toedometer: da cute rubbery "piggies" dat you've playfully twiddled on giggling children or amused damsels
towdometer: da stuck/disabled vehicles dat you've rescued
whoadometer: da occasions dat you've told your horse to halt
woedometer: da disappointments and/or misfortunes dat you've encountered
yodometer: da "rude awakening" exclamations dat you've either uttered yourself or had barked at you by others
Used as an adjective or a noun to desricbe any law enforcement agency such as doj cps fbi cia atv ect.ect.
Man don't look now but them alphabet folks been peepin me all day.
A means of referring to LGBTQI+ identities without the risk of leaving anyone out.
I'm not sure if Bobby is trans or not, but they're definitely on the alphabet spectrum
1.All the letters typed in the correct sequence,
literally forming ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
Why would a person in kindergarten spend like 26 days to learn THE FUCKING ALPHABET?
Kindergartener: Great I'm going to learn the alphabet
Parents: yay
It’s fucking explanatory! If you don’t know what it is then you are fucking dumb you dumb piece of shit.
Bitch why the fuck are you still scrolling?!? THE ALPHABET IS JUST FUCKING LETTERS!!!!
It’s fucking explanatory! If you don’t know what it is then you are fucking dumb you dumb piece of shit.
Bitch why the fuck are you still scrolling?!? THE ALPHABET IS JUST FUCKING LETTERS!!!!
People who are part of the LGBTQ…ABC…XYZ (oh whatever the fuck it is now) community.
Yeah he, she, it’s one of those “Alphabet People”.
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