someone who hoards goods in a meticulous fashion, often alphabetically.
whats up with ya roommates beer bottles of the world collection?
i think he's an alphabetical hoarder.
'Stats 'n' specs of various items, in A-Z order:
AAttributes: Da minutes of your last sobriety meeting.
BATtributes: Details of either (1) baseball-whacking devices or (2) winged cave-dwelling mammals (bonus fact --- they are **not** blind!)
CATtributes: Da specifics of what makes Garfield tick.
DATtributes: Da nitty-gritty about modern recording-cassettes.
EATtributes: How someone stuffs his face.
FATtributes: Similar to da previous definition, except dat it measures how obese said face-stuffer gets from his debauched gluttony.
GATTributes: Da specifics of da infamous "free 'n' fair worldwide commerce" resolution.
HATtributes: Da fussy details about your headwear.
JATtributes: Da unique culture of northeast-area inhabitants of India and Pakistan.
KATTributes: Da airing-schedule and programming-themes of da OKC-based FM radio station.
LATTributes: Da main plot of da famous "cute doggies nibbling da same strand of spaghetti" animated movie.
MATtributes: Da make/model, dimensions, color, texture, firmness, etc. of yer exercise-pad.
More examples of alphabetic attributes include:
NATtributes: What makes Nathan his own unique self.
OATtributes: Da quality and price of da grain dat you feed your hoofed-and-maned friend in da back yard.
PATtributes: Specifics of either (1) when/how ya administer soothing/affectionate "laying on of hands", or (2) what's special about your Irish guy/gal-pal.
QATtributes: Da appearance, growing-method, uses, etc. of da euphoria-producing flowering plant from Ethiopia.
RATtributes: How Mr. Mole's best friend lives and thinks.
SATtributes: Describes how students are forced to plant their butts for long periods to take a stupid end-of-term exam.
TATtributes: Da "getting even" specifics dat Madea describes to Dr. Phil during their infamous "getters gettin' got" dialogue.
VATtributes: Da dimensions, volume/capacity, etc. of large open-topped storage/processing tubs.
WATTributes: Describes da quality/quantity of da angry pixies supplied by da power company.
XATtributes: What a specific totem pole looks like, and da history behind it.
YATtributes: Da unique qualities of New Orleans accents.
ZATtributes: Za zhortcut of zaying, "Is that".
Instead of saying "brumski" you recite the alphabet from A-Z
I alphabet brumski'd your mom's tits last night
The alphabet mafia is an interational asian gang of mostly people in their teenage years, they are very closed off about it, not having a gang color.
The term has recently been changed to be a name for LGBTQ+ aswell.
"Hey have you heard? Alphabet mafia got someone last night."
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Assets, Agents, and Affiliates of Organizations like the FBI, CIA and DOJ that participate, coordinate and officiate illegal activity- The tend to partake in illegal activates and then snitch so that they get off on the actions that they coordinated or things they've done in the past. See Agent Provocateur for partial understanding
Person 1: You say Jason In the new whip?
Person 2: I don't check for Jason since he got off on hitting that dude with no charge
Person 1: What you think
Person 2: He on that alphabet soup, He hang with a lot rats now. Say he Alphabet Mafia
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An easier way of saying LGBTQIABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123+, because dear godβ¦ that is a lot of letters and numbers. Plus is there for a reason fellas, we donβt need to add a new letter every four seconds please I feel like Iβm walking on ice whilst saying this acronym and Iβm literally pansexual.
Ray: Yo did you hear about Joshua?
Anna: Yeah heβs part of the alphabet mafia
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Another name for the letter βOβ.
The letter O is basically an alphabetical zero if you want to call it that.