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If the world were a high school America would be the popular, beautiful, brilliant, rich girl who everyone knows and wants to be friends with but also has people constantly talking behind her back. She's extremely ambitious and president of many extracurricular clubs. Anytime she makes a mistake everyone tries to bring her down but her self confidence is too strong to break. When times get rough everyone turns to her for her overly generous helping hand. Yet, her peers are quick to forget about all she has done and ALWAYS go right back to talking shit about her because they can't help being jealous.
world: "I hate America, it's ignorant, pretentious, obese, annoying, and controlling."
America: "Thanks?"
world during a crisis: "America, please please please help me!"
America: "Why should I?"
world during a crisis: "Because you're wonderful, caring, and value freedom! Save us!"
America: "*Sigh* Alright, alright. I'll help you out."
world during a crisis: "Thank you! You're the best!"
world after America has helped once again: "I hate America, it's ignorant, pretentious, obese, annoying, and controlling."
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a country that most of the world hates because of their noisiness. they feel the need to meddle in every country's business even when it doesn't concern them. they usually think of themselves when going to " help " other countries. seriously america , if the country didn't call for help , don't meddle in their business.
did u hear of america ?
yeaa.. that nosy country , of course
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full of inbred twats who think they rule the world but really they're getting mcdonalds as a cheeky midnight snack and living off it
god.. i just went to america and saw a guy shagging his stepsister
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America is made up of North America, South America, and Central America. Most commonly used by those who live in the United States as a name for their country, because they sometimes forget other countries exist.
"Oooh, this IS better! But the costume, so tight! Still, I can feel a righteousness surging! 'Hey,wanna have a rousing discussion about truth, honor, and patriotism? God bless America!"
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A country that claims the name of all 3 damn continents...america is a continent, not a country bitches!
Chick from USA - Where are you from?
Mexican Chick - The americas
Chick from USA - really?!? I live in NY which state do you live in?
Mexican chick - uh.. wat states?! we dont have no states
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a terrible excuse for a country. see shit hole
Bill: why are we in america, its a shit hole.
Steve: good point.
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