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What Donald Trump thinks is Tim Cook's real name, but little did he know that it's actually Tim Orange.
Donald Trump: "Thank you Tim Apple for your contributions to this country."
Tim Cook: "Fuck you, oompa loompa."
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A Scottish or Irish follower of the Catholic faith who also enjoys partaking in voyeurism.
I was down that Strathclyde park earlier and saw loads of peeping toms, later when mass came out they were joined by a group of peeping tims too!
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A professional hockey player in the NHL who spent most of his career with the Toronto Maple Leafs, also played for the Pittsburgh Penguins, the New York Rangers and the Buffalo Sabres until his untimely demise in a car accident in February of 1974 at the age of 44.
He was also the founder of the hugely successful Tim Hortons donut and coffee chain.
I bet a lot of people have no idea who Tim Horton was.
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Some dude that actually was successful in life making some epic games like jazz jackrabbit and unreal tournament and other shit, but then he decided to drag all developers to work on fortnite and ditched the entire unreal tournament community in the dumpster to follow his gold mine.
Epic games developer: Hey, when are you going to release our next UT4 patch?
Tim Sweeney: Shut up and finish that fortnite emote you little shit.
A: Yo I just abandoned two triple A games that my company was working on for this random animated kids crap.
B: Are you Tim Sweeney?
Guy: Man, I'm starting to get tim the minion
Guy 2: Dude, you have a hard on?
Guy: Yeah, wanna watch a movie?
verb: derived from the project-runway-ish "Make it work." -Tim Gunn
"I don't know how to do this!"
"Tim Gunn it! Tim Gunn that shit!"
The act of defecating in the line at Tim Hortons and attempting to pay with your feces.
That lady at Tim Horton's had to use Hot Tim to pay instead of Apple Pay.