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When the storm is coming in, dock your boat anywhere you can. Also, When the bar is closing and all of the good looking girls are leaving, settle with any fat/ugly one.
Bartender: Last call.
Guy: I'll take 1 and a bottom shelf long island ice tea for Bluto.
Bartender: Really?!
Guy: Hey, any port in the storm
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If you actually typed "Any word here" in the box saying "Type any word here", you are one of three things:
1. You are very, very bored and want to see who tf would actually make a definition.
2. You are very smart and want to beat the system.
3. You're a f**king retard.
Box: "Type any word here"
User: Types "Any word here"
a definition used when you or a friend wants to hook up with a girl
you "hey mate that chick over there keeps checking you out ,"
friend " nah shes not even that attractive"
you " just remember any hole is a goal"
you to self "shes not even hot", "ohh well any hole is a goal"
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Sailor Dialect meaning, essentially: when you're in trouble, any way out is a good way out.
Y'see, back when people sailed the seven seas with reckless abandon, a crew was more likely to find the nearest port than to risk ship and crew in a life-threatening storm. This phrase is probably most applicable to the pirate-sorts, as this phrase suggests that anything is better than getting screwed, and pirates liked that sort of shady-around-the-edges shiznit.
(thunder, lightening.)
Pirate #1: 'Tis cap'n's orders ter drop anchor at the nearest port!
Pirate #2: Aye, any port in the storm, sez i.
Math Student #1: Dude, I may have cheated on that math test, but I stayed up all night watching reruns of Cheers! What else was I supposed to do?
Math Student #2: Hey, any port in the storm.
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It's a sort of motto, used in jest or as an insult about another. It means to accept less than your desires or to lower your standards under pressure.
When closing time approached, Dan started hitting on some old bat. "Any port in a storm", muttered the bartender to the waitress.
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A Question That A Duck May Ask To A Butcher
Duck: Got Any Bread?
Butcher: No, This Is A Butchers! Piss Off or I will nail your beak to this counter
Duck: Got Any Nails?
Butcher: No
Duck: Got Any Bread???
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1. A saying indicating that no choice offers more advantage in certain situations where time is the most important factor to consider in making a decision.
1: Damn, I am so horny I would lay that fat bag in the corner.
2: Yah well, any port in a storm.
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