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People infected this virus when being inspired by Arnold and become more creative especially in sexy way
Bob: U are so hentai with Arnold? Are u infected Arnold virus?
A real nigga at heart.
Arnold garcia was at my side when needed.
“Hey what school do you go to?”
“Matthew arnold school.”
“Oh.. right..”
1 Part Pee Pee, 1 Part Diet Coke
Tim Poole probably makes Asian Arnold Palmers
April is that type of mom that really doesn’t tolerate their kids or child being bullied or depressed. April is just that one mom or stepmom that’ll cheer you up real quick or be there for her loved ones.
April is also really quit and people normally won’t hear her replying back, and because of that they think she’s mumbling or mouthing and gets a lot of shit because of it and she can’t help the way she was made and created to be placed on earth
Kid #1-Wait what’s your moms name?
April’s kid- April Arnold, why?
Kid #1-Oh no reason “gives April’s kids lunch money back” have a nice day!
Having sex reverse cowgirl l, but holding a woman up and just bench pressing her up and down on your penis, while reciting Quotes from Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.
Reverse Arnold:
“Prepare to be terminated” by this dick.
“Get to the choppa!” And suck it!
A variation of the blumpkin where one gives oral sex whilst evacuating their bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.
Or in laymans terms, when one sucks a cock at the same time they are also getting Arnold to the choppa!...the sucker is the crapper.
Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While his wife was taking her weekly shit, Ulysses whipped out his cock and got a BJ from her at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... she was the only woman he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.
In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position. She was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. To our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.
Note: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While his wife was taking her weekly shit, Ulysses whipped out his cock and got a BJ from her at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... she was the only woman he ever knew that would give a reverse Arnold.
In the 16 hour traffic jam before the Phish show, we observed a woman run into the woods with her boyfriend. The two perched on the steep banking, not hardly out of sight of the headlights, when she pulled down her dress, revealed her stark white ass, and assumed the squatting position. She was squatting too long to merely urinate and was obviously laying serious cable. To our amazement, her head dissappeared into the mans crotch!! Social morays be damned, this was a reverse blumpkin, and the symphony of car horns signalled the glee and elation of the stunned masses.