The ASK Academy Effect

The ASK Academy effect is basically the theory that whenever someone transfers to this school somehow the guys look mildly attractive since they're the only guys here, furthermore public schools consist of attractive guys BUT THE GUYS AT ASK ARE NERDS AND LOSERS WHY DO I FIND THEM ATTRACTIVE

basically u lower ur standards a lot

Suzy: Wow omg look at him he's so hot
Patricia: He goes to ASK doesn't he

Suzy: Ya

Patricia: No wonder, he's ugly as shit. This is The ASK Academy Effect

asks for push

ask someone to have sex

He always comes to girls on streets and asks for push for pay.

I didn't ask

your escape route to winning every possible argument against ur friends:)

Jeff: bro thats why your grandma died

bobby miller: I didn't ask

everyone: ohhhhhhhh HE GOTCH YO ASSSS

Did I ask

They simply didn’t ask

Mia: I got the PS5
Hector: DiD i AsK
Mia: No but you took the time to respond 😗✌🏽

Valerie: I got a bf
Hector: DiD i AsK
Valerie: No but you’re just jealous you can’t get into one relationship🙄🤚🏽

I never asked

Usually used when someone says something stupid or asks you a dumb question you said I never asked

Jose: Look there's a bird
Jisele: I never asked

aint nobody ask

Not asking for a person opinion but the person still tells you even though you have not fuggen asked for what they have just said.

Man shut the fuck up Ano, aint nobody ask

When did I ask?

Used when someone brings up something irrelevant or not wanted in a conversation. It is used in two parts, (when) which is used when some tells you something irrelevant, then when they continue you say did i ask? It usually confuses people first time hearing it but that's the point.

Example of When did I ask?

Matt: Oi Ruben what did you go on the weekend
Ruben: Nothing much just played a bit of overwatch and watched Naruto

*Chris walks in and buts in
Chris: Oi I won a couple games of fortnite

Matt: When
Chris: On Saturday
Matt: Did I ask