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awful waffle

An "Awful Waffle" is one of two things.
1. When someone gets there pances pulled down and a tennis racquet is smacked hard against there ass, leaving a mark, and syrup is poured over it.
2. A local ska band from Southern New Jersey, also known as A-Dub.

1. This dude is getting an Awful Waffle
2. Did you see the Awful Waffle show last night?

by Kyle Groom August 21, 2006

39๐Ÿ‘ 108๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shock and awe

after consuming enough marijuana to reach the ultimate high and one of your buddies says something extremly funny to the point your laughing so hard your stomach hurts "shock" and after recovering from the laugh you admire how awesome that joke or saying really was "awe"

Dude my buddy clarence shock and awed the hell out of us!

by Agentsmith985749 June 9, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


aw yeah

A party game that two men take turns playing in a crowded atmosphere. The men pretend to be talking when they spot a girl with a nice, tight butt and the man with his back to her backs towards her until they make contact. He then moves his butt across hers from side to side and maybe even a little up and down motion. While the two men pretend to conversate, the "Rub-ber" will say, "Aw yeah?". He repeats this process, getting louder in volume and frequency to display to his buddy how nice her ass feels. Childish, but a good way to pass time.

Jen must have been oblivious to Mark and I playing "aw yeah" with her. Eiher that or she enjoyed it so much she didn't say anything.

by JJ Pride November 11, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shock and Awe

A modified version of "The Shocker". This is when you insert four fingers in the "Quivering Whisker Biscuit" and penetrate the "Brown Eye" with your gyrating thumb.

I Shock and Awed the hell outa Frankie's slutty ass mom last night.

by Matayo and Dae Dae May 13, 2003

30๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


awful waffle

a girl has her pants pulled down and they hold a tennis racked hard against her butt, then they take a hairbrush up and down the racket.

It was easy to over do. Sometimes they would chant awful waffle. This was a crude variation of the salute your shorts version. They generally stopped when the girl cried a lot or someone felt bad for her.

The worst I've ever heard was a girl was caught takin another girls mp3 player. The camp made her pick up garbage with her hands all day and she even missed lunch.

When she was being punished the other girl had taken syrup and butter from commissary.

They grabbed her at the far end of camp tackled her lifted her tennis skirt and pulled her briefs down, She got the worst Awful Waffle evr, It was sooo bad, her skin was raw!

After it was over the girls stuck a half frozen stick of butter up her butt, poured the syrup on her ass, pulled her briefs up and poured some syrup in her cooch & in her hair!

Her hands were tied in-front of her with tennis racket tape, gave her a little wedgie & sent her on her way. It was really hot that day, and the walk back wasn't short.

The syrup had been done before but it was the first time I heard of a stick of butter being shoved up another girls butt.

by xoTeenidol216xo May 28, 2010

29๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


aw jeez

Having witnessed something disturbing or gruesome, and fear at being mistakenly accused of it.

"Aw jeez" exclaimed Billy, at discovering a body badly mutilated, and quickly left the scene.

by F I R M L Y G R A S P I T January 3, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Aw shnizz

1) And expression of anger, sadness, and such emotions.
2) dang flabbit

1) Random person a: I'm sorry, you didn't win the contest.

Random person b: Aw Shnizz!

2) Shnizz!

by KakiKashe November 9, 2009

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