when youre having sex and the dick makes that farting sound while shoving the long plump-ass wiener into the ass. it also will make the cum soak and seap into da anality hole
those sex offenders want a barneys ultimate buttsex machine!
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Itβs like an Anus Soda, But The Soda is Urethra.
What is an Fucking genital Barneys ultimate buttsex machine???
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To perspire heavily in a dangerous or threatening situation.
The bank robber was sweating like a kiddie fiddler in a barney suit when the cops arrived.
We don't talk about them.
"You need to respect Barney's boundaries!"
When an insect flies too low over a bonfire and burns up in the sky.
Person 1: I love this amazing bonfire!
Person 2: Hey, I just saw a flaming barney over there!
"Barney's house;" verb. Going as a group to a friend's house.
Derived from the term "Barney," meaning "a group of friends.
Variations-
"Barney's Housing;" "Barney's Housed;" "Barney Housable;"
A:"Are you Barney's Housing?"
B: "No, sucks. I've got an essay, so I'm not really Barney's Housable."
A: "Do it there?"
B: "Last time I Barney's Housed when I had an essay it didn't get done!"
A: "Gay, do pull a Ross then!"
B: "Meh."
A man who can't score goals and is terrible at spelling for example...
Oh my god look at this veiw it's almost as good as that open goal I missed the other day, said Barney Burton