When you think you are pushing out a fart but you actually slightly shit yourself, resulting in you having to throw out that 100 dollar Gucci underwear.
On a date with a hot chick.
Dave: "Oh shit I have to fart, but what if she hears? Fuck it."
*Juicy wet fart sound emerges*
Aileen: "What the fuck was that?"
Dave Biffed himself when on a date with a big booty hoe.
Can be used to replace any curse word.
fuck- biff, jackass- jackbiff, bitch- biff, nigga- biffa, fucking- biffing, hoebag- biffbag...use your imagination. More of biff and less of %$#@!
Maddy: “hey I’m not sleeping over anymore...”
Matt: “aww what the biff man, why do you gotta be such a biffing biff!?”
Maddy: “holy biff chill the biff out dude!”
Matt: “sorry, I’m biffing mad as biff!”
A YouTuber who is amazing at everything and has a lot of MLG glasses
is that Biff?
Yes the MLG glasses collector
A sharp strike with any weapon, or considerably strong.
That's a biff walnut
You biffed them with that bat
To slip, trip, fall, or generally mess something up. Generally resulting in embarrassment and regret.
Sam - slips in mud
Ryan - YOU GUYS, SAM JUST BIFFED IT!
Sam - Damn it! That was the worst biff ever, I'm fuckin' covered in mud!
(verb)
to accidentally knock into something/hurt yourself by your own strength/physically hurt somebody else.
(noun)
a term of endearment.
'I just biffed myself on the wall' (i just walked into the wall)
'When the train jolted I biffed myself in the face'
'Shutup loser or I'll be forced to biff you'
'HELLO BIFF!'