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“LOOK AT BAILEY OVER THERE”
“YEH CUZ HE HAS A SHRIMP DICK”
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A handsome boy that can get a lot of girls but doesn't fall in love often, he will put other people before himself and he is very honest and loyal. They are also going to be the best at sport in the friend group.
They tend to not like fighting but will if they have to, they will do anything for others. Most of them are short to medium and are mostly light brown or dark brown haired.
Person 1: Hey look there is Bailey (boy)
Person 2: oh yea he is really good at sport
Person 1: yeah and heaps of the girls like him
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When you get a world record speedrun on Gta5 100% while beating your dick to a sexy nerd named Liam, gargle 3 day old warm cum, do a handstand and projectile shit into the air and spit the cum out of your mouth, catch it in the cup, then catch the shit in your mouth and swallow it as fast as you can, put on a g string and run to the kitchen, fill a cup with milo and pour the 3 day old warm cum into the cup of milo and down that then jump up and down until you inevitably throw up then write 69 digits of pi on the wall in under 24.5 seconds all while getting a tattoo of your mothers face on the head of your penis
Yeah man it was crazy, I stayed at Dylan’s house last night and he pulled of a dirty Bailey, I’ve never seen anything like it
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The best damn comedian in the whole world.
His two most popular shows are:
"Part Troll" and
"Bewilderness"
I just saw bewilderness, I have never laughed so much.
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When a cat has a huge boner.
Look over there! That cat has a huge Bailey Kat!
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Baileys' law states that:
Science = Magic
This law was first discovered on 8th of February 2010 by James Bailey in Westwood college, leek, england.
Mr Bailey is a fine student who's a fantastic chemist, biologist and physicist. He is also an English Language extraordinaire.
He first discovered the theory of magic in a chemistry class and realising that magic can explain everything, including the creation of the universe. He explained it to some teachers and fellow student who saw him as being retarded. But after many, many minutes proved his discovery by answering a question with 'magic', proving that magic was a possible answer.
Mrs Blake: 'What is the answer to this equation then james?'
James: 'Magic'
Mrs Blake: 'excuse me?'
James: 'it is. Baileys' law says so'
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Bailey is the cutest guy you’ll ever see. He’s incredibly good at riding dirt bikes and knows how to treat a girl, especially his girl ;). His hot looks will easily catch anyones attention along with his nice curly hair and pretty brown eyes. He’s the most sweet, caring guy you’ll ever be so lucky to meet.
person: “hey look it’s bailey (boy).”
polly: “omg he’s soo cute i love him”
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