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(n.) A man who commits unconsented anal sex, particularly on other men. See homosexual or gay rapist
(n.) Friend of smokey
He broke in to his house through the window and stole John's money, DVD player and rolex. Before he left, he fucked john in his sleep, making him and arse bandit.
Somkey and the arse bandit.
The act of stealing girls nudes on Snapchat and posing as them on onlyfans to get money or showing their boyfriends their “loyalty”
The Snapchat Bandit got 10 nudes a day for a week by posing as a billionaire with a penthouse in LA
One who spends to much time playing skyrim that they see everyday objects as items from the game.
Rim Bandit: hey doesn't that buttercup look like the dragons tongue flower?
Me: your such a Rim Bandit
Pirates of the brown cave, purveyors of feltch juice. All are people who enjoy a bit of bum.
Chad - "Hey Greg, come stick your tongue in my butt hole."
Greg - "F**k you Chad, I ain't no Chocfish bandit."
Someone who is extremely depressed to the point where they cut themselves and make barcodes. (Without anyone trying to buy them)
Aly is a barcode bandit that depressed bitch.
An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.
I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.
One who makes purchases with only a credit card or debit card. Their tendency is to not carry any cash regardless of situation. Or prior notification of a cash only scenraio.
justin - "Okay, Aren, you portion of the bill is $18.00"
aren - "Sorry, I only have my card even though I know we're going out to eat tonight. Think you can spot me?"
justin - "God, you're such a plastic bandit!"