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(n.) A man who commits unconsented anal sex, particularly on other men. See homosexual or gay rapist
(n.) Friend of smokey
He broke in to his house through the window and stole John's money, DVD player and rolex. Before he left, he fucked john in his sleep, making him and arse bandit.
Somkey and the arse bandit.
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(Noun) A person too poor or intelligent to pay for dirt, a common city problem.
Derek and Leyanna were too drunk and poor to buy potting soil so they became soil bandits
Someone who is extremely depressed to the point where they cut themselves and make barcodes. (Without anyone trying to buy them)
Aly is a barcode bandit that depressed bitch.
Pirates of the brown cave, purveyors of feltch juice. All are people who enjoy a bit of bum.
Chad - "Hey Greg, come stick your tongue in my butt hole."
Greg - "F**k you Chad, I ain't no Chocfish bandit."
An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.
I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.
Titty Bandit (TB) - A pint-sized man with a gallon-sized appetite for titties. Usually too short to reach them so he utilizes a step ladder to reach and drinks a cup of complan every day in hopes of being tall enough to grasp the titties.
That Sandeep man he's a real titty bandit. (said with a pronounced lisp)