alex barry

A bitch ass, fuckboy, who cant keep a girl for five seconds

Man that guy is such an alex barry

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Barry's Boi

This is a person who is so vehemently in denial about Barry Bond's use of Enhancement drugs, that hed beat the crap out of someone for saying that he does. Likewise, he idolizes this person so much, he might even jump into bed and bend over for Ole Barry.

Mr. Mason, your such a Barry's Boi.

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a barry burton

A very intense poo (may result in stinging)

After a rather exessive meal at a classy restaurant the need for a poo has heightened. This results in a long serious poo in the restaurant rest room or a random toilet. The poo can take upto an hour leading to serious mental strength loss and the waste (poo) results in an image like the late great Barry Burton hence a Barry Burton.

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barry bonds

A guy who, although a complete jerk to those not in his very very very tight inner circle, is the greatest hitter of all time. He is the subject of persistent ire by those who will write his records off to steroids while pitchers for their teams gun balls at 100 mph and batters hit equally monstruous home runs. This "guilt by personality" paradigm is the direct result of people not wanting someone they do not like breaking the record of all records, and demonstrates the selfishness and ignorance of the common fan.

Barry Bonds is the greatest hitter of all time, get over it.

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Barry Lyga

One of the greatest authors of all time! He wrote The Astonishing Adventures of Fanboy and Gothgirl, Boy Toy, Gothgirl Rising and a few others. He understands teenagers and their problems and writes about them in the most amazing way!

Me: I am so much like Gothgirl!!
friend: I am so much like Fanboy!!
random kid: What?!
Me: Go read a Barry Lyga book!!

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Barry Chuckle

When two people line up their but holes and poop into each others butts while saying to me to you

Last nigh I herd Andrew and Ian having a Barry Chuckle

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Barry Maniloaf

An extra large turd.

Hey Buddy: Youre looking pretty content.
Buddy: No kidding I feel about 5 lbs lighter, I just dropped Barry Maniloaf off at the pool.

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