beer bat

a beer bat is a plastic whiffle ball bat (can be bought at a WalMart or another store like that...or you can steal it from a lil girl if she's not playing with it at the time). The bottom of the bat (where you hands go) is cut off. You proceed to pour a beer into the bat. You then put the bat to the floor, your head to the bat and spin around 10 times. After your tenth spin, pound the beer from the bat.

Also known as the ULSTER beer bat.

" I went to ULSTER last night and got shit-faced and dizzy from those damn beer bats"

"Blair! Stop chopping up my beer bats with a machete!"

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Off the bat

From the start

China got coronavirus right off the bat

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pen-bat

holding a penis up like a baseball bat in preparation for smacking someone across the face.

When she turned back around, she only saw his pen-bat for a second before he smacked her right in the face.

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bat fastard

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.

look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.

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crotch bat

A spoof NERF toy for hitting others in the crotch. About the length of a baseball bat and padded with foam. Originated in one of Saturday Night Live's fake commercials.

It's new! It's fun! It's crotch bat!

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batting for the yankees

a euphamism for someone being homosexual - see jeter

"Derek Jeter bats for the Yankees...in more ways than one."

"A-Rod Sucks - Jeter Swallows!"

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death bat

the band logo for avenged sevenfold; Found on the cover of waking the fallen; Very similar to some of overkill's cover art.

I knew it was an avenged sevenfold shirt because it had a picture of the death bat on it.

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