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Fart in the bath

Something self-generated or inflicted that is fundamentally disgusting but relished simultaneously.

Sis: Done reading Twilight.

Bro: What the hell man?

Sis: I know, itโ€™s disgusting yet at the same time I couldnโ€™t stop reading. Itโ€™s similar to that one time I had a fart in the bath, it was disgusting but at the same time splendid.

by Le_Moff February 26, 2012

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fap bath

1. to take a bath for the sole purpose of masterbating. 2. masterbating in the tub, while taking a bath.

1. I couldn't get any privacy, so i took a fap bath to get off.

by G-A-T October 28, 2011

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Russian Bath

Also known as a pirate bath, a "Russian Bath" is a bath where you wash your arm pits, ass and genitalia in a sink generally with paper towels, a wash cloth, or just your hands. The term derives from a play on the term "rushing", not an ethnic slur.

He was late for his hot date, so he took a Russian Bath to make sure he wouldn't stink to high hell.

by Watanabe Ota September 25, 2009

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bath assalt

The act of assualting someone while on bath salt.

" That dude just bath assalted that guy and ate his face"

by eatfacebmp June 22, 2012


M'lnel Bath

"M'lnel Bath"

Pronounced MILLENIAL BATH because it's all yours. You are entitled to it, and you are going to have it-because you CAN!

"Hey, that looks frikkin awesome- I want a M'lnel Bath NOW!!"

"I'm sooo worth a M'lnel Bath-NOW"

by mama1772 January 11, 2018


Bachelor Bath

When a bachelor uses air freshener as a substitute for a shower or bath.

Pete: Hey man, you going to take a shower before we head out tonight?
Mark: Naw dude, I'm going to take a bachelor bath real quick

by Breebree32 July 6, 2013


bath turtle

a floater in the bath tub. made possible by a bathing child taking a dump in their bathwater.

"YOUR KID left another bath turtle in the tub. It's your turn to go clean it, Herman "

by kirakhan23 November 23, 2014