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an african who steals peoples money and then saves the money untill they die
wow what a nigger jew he stole that guys money then saved it.
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To leave a restaurant without leaving a tip, thus 'jewing' the serving staff.
Server 1: Why so sad?
Server #2: I had two tables chew and jew already this evening.
Server #1: That sucks. But it's also kind of racist of you.
Server #2: Fuck you.
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Any sort of particle based, second-rate wood product that is not strong enough to be load-bearing.
"who was boning up on the torah when they bought these jew by fours? we can't work with these!"
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Also known as Sgt. Donny Donnowitz, is known by german soldiers as "The Bear Jew". The Bear Jew is a gigantic, baseball bat swinging nazi hunter from Boston, and his many accomplishments include killing Hitler, and many other high ranking Nazis, and scalping 100 german soldiers. Appears in the movie "Inglorious Basterds."
Aldo the Apache: This man wants to die for his country; Oblige him.
The Bear Jew:
*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.
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Something that does not exist.
Child: Look! A asian jew!
Doctor: Your son is completly retarded.
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1. One who has a secret adherence to Judaism while publicly professing to be of another faith; practitioners are referred to as "crypto-Jews". The term is especially applied historically to Spanish Jews who outwardly professed Catholicism
2. Someone who passes as white, proclaims they are white, yet are infact ethnically or culturally Jewish
3. Someone who is very stingy with their Bitcoin or Altcoin spending
Hey you know David is jewish right?
What? I thought he was Italian!
Yeah, he's a crypto jew.
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The act of being named Seth while being 100% Jewish on a daily basis. One could qualify Seth the Jew as the biggest stingiest motherfucker one could meet in their lifetime. At times, Seth the Jew may ask you to put Sears Boxing Day items on your credit card (approximately $300/year) to benefit of an additional 10% off - however, should you ask him to "front" you a 1/4 of Marijuana (valued at $50 until payday - 4 days later), he will simply refuse out of total Jewishness.
Juicy: Yo, can you spot some Marijane? You did benefit out of an additional 10% by using my Sears Mastercard on Boxing Day!
Seth the Jew: Yeah, that's cool homie - it's 50 as usual...
Juicy: Do you mind fronting me till payday? The holidays were brutal.
Seth: I am going to have to see if I do have any weed left.... I might be out...
(HE IS BEING A JEW IN YOUR FACE!!!)
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