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Whenever someone smiles and all you see is gums
Hmmmm, how about, that girl who smiles and all i see is gums CLEARLY has dolphin teeth, and therefore is a bitch.
im just sayin
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A fart that squeaks like a dolphin, and also stinks like somethings crawled up your arse, had a curry, and THEN died.
We were listening to the H2O theme song, then Izzy let off a dolphin fart.
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male masturbation; jacking off, choking the chicken, bashing the bishop, polishing the rocket.
When i think about my gf, i start waxing the dolphin.
I walked in on Barry waxing the dolphin.
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A technical term used to describe furious mastrbation sparked by a case of blue balls.
That bangin ass ho wouldnt come up off that shit last night and then bitch got mad when I was floggin the dolphin.
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when a woman/man has eyes so far apart, you'd think they need sonar to maneuver their way through a room.
dillon mcdermott and britney spears are rockin' the dolphin-eyes look. and by rockin', i mean making me want to puke by being so goddamn ugly because they're porpoise people.
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An air dolphin is a person who resembles a common, bottlenose, spotted, dusky or pinknosed river dolphin but being human spends his or her life working in retail.
Hey, have you seen that lad working in that shop in the centre of the retail park? He is a real Air dolphin.
Look at Nick over there ever since he started working at Ted Baker retail outlet hes become a hardcore Air dolphin.
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A sexual act in which a couple wearing life vests preforms a standing 69 while diving into a swimming pool. Once submerged, the life jackets will cause the couple to shoot up towards the surface and jump out of the water similar to the animal of the same name.
(On phone) Fred: "Hey, Daphne, I'm sorry, but I'm going to be a little late coming home tonight as the circle jerk is lasting longer than we expected. Hows about I make it up to you by taking you down to the water park tomorrow? We can try the Bottlenose Dolphin!"
Daphne: Oh gee, that sounds swell, Fred. Don't worry about me. Velma and I have been wanting to try scissoring again, but we just couldn't find the time! This will work out quite well for both of us. I'll call her up now!"
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