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When an otherwise functional person does something retarded and realizes it they have gone tarded.
I was inside the house cooking up some meth when all the sudden I smelled smoke on the porch. I immediately went to investigate and saw a flaming bag of poo. I stepped on it to put it out and immediately knew I had just "gone tarded."
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a gone girl is a girl that is perceived by the public to be very innocent. It is often hard to hook up with a home gone girl because she wants to protect her image. However if you get a gone girl in bed, she is very kinky, horny, and loves to fuck.
“i saw rachel at church but heard she fucked brad. is she a gone girl?”
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When you let one rip but that last piece of corn slips out as well. Then suddenly you don't feel so grumpy anymore.
Gone with the wind, looks like my weekend is looking up after all!
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The sixteenth album by "self proclaimed junk-man," Tom Waits, released in 2004. With fifteen full length tracks, and a hidden one, it's a beautiful seventy minutes. The music on the album seems to be a cross between waitsian and mechanical. Metropolitan Glide is one of the odd ones here, it's quite grainy and loud. Dead and Lovely is a sad story of a girl dying because she lied about who she was. Another great is How's It Gonna End, about murder, lies and gossip. Waits is darker than ever, and still just as beautiful.
An excerpt from Real Gone's-
Don't Go Into That Barn
Black cellophane sky at midnite
Big blue moon with three gold rings
I called Champion to the window
And I pointed up above the trees
That's where I heard my name in a scream
Coming from the woods, out there
I let my dog run off the chain
I locked my door real good with a chair
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when you are sat on the shitter and the stool is still hanging out of your anus whilst touching the water
gone fishing whilst dropping the kids off...
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Game gan
A phrase used to signify that the world has changed too rapidly and significantly for its jaded and bewildered utterer to keep up with. Usually used to allude to over use of ‘political correctness’ or what’s nowadays known as being fair to underrepresented groups in society.
Woman: “you should address someone by their name rather than their body type”
Befuddled utterer: “Game gone”
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The act of publicly bashing your boss or other superiors in a forum that will certainly be on display for your boss and other superiors to witness.. Often done while consuming alcohol.
I knew he had gone McChrystal when he called the department chief a clown on video.
...and when he said he thought the boss was intimidated by him; man, he was full on "McChrystal" by then.
I wonder if he knew the video camera was turned on?
Dude, he's SO fired ........
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