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Happens the morning after a man ejaculates and doesn't wash his penis, the result is a penis covered in frosting, just like a birthday cake.
"Ewww Johnny, I'm not sucking your penis, you have that birthday dick!"
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A person who has had so much alcohol that they pass out within a short time of partying. The gender of said partier does not matter, nor does it matter if it's the person's birthday or not. Basically being really, really fucked up.
1) A. Woah there, why are you carrying Jarrett out of the party already?
B. He went into birthday girl mode real quick tonight, sorry guys.
2) A. Hey Cody, nice win for the football team huh?
B. Hell yeah bro! Parties are going to be sick! I am definitely going birthday girl tonight.
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Originally used as a birthday that does not go very well, later bastardized into any unfortunate happenstance
Birthday Boy: Oh a surprise party? Awesome! thanks guys! ....Wait a minute...there are only 2 balloons? that's it, I'm leaving...SAD BIRTHDAY!
or
Jazzy: Man, It's 3 AM and I still have a lot of homework to do...I guess I have to pull an all-nighter...
V.M: Saaaaad Birthday
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(noun). A blunt saved for the sole purpose of getting high on one's birthday.
Were you at Kelly's party? The party really started when she brought out her huge birthday blunt!
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Someone who feels an excessive amount of entitlement on their birthday.
"Let me have the remote, it's my birthday."
"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."
It's eri's birthday today let's all say happy birthday to her and hope she can hear us❤️
Us on eri's birthday : happy birthday eri
Eri in a different dimension: thank everyone
A sad birthday lacking in thrills and fun .
Her heart gave a thousand beats as she shivered at the thought of having a blue birthday for the first time in her life.
The look in her eyes only showed that a blue birthday awaits her, the glow in her eyes are missing.
Utchay Beatrice looked so sad as a blue birthday approached speedily.
That which she wished for will be hers on her birthday, a blue birthday it surly will be