Master Blaster

This is when you have a threesome and the guy is gett'n his dick suckd and gets a rim job at the same time then he finally cums a massive stream of baby batter and then squarts the bitches face with the hersey squirts.

Dre:Yo man you here wut i did to those dumb bitches i fuckn gave them tha Master Blaster

Friend: For realllzz man that must of bin dirt nasty

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Nut Blaster

A 50 pound dog who thinks it's a lap dog. Generally curls up on their master's lap, and then inexplicably catapults themselves into the air, blasting their master's nuts in the process.

Guy: Ow! The dog just jumped off my lap!
Girl: Yeah, he's a total nut blaster.

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Bathroom Blaster

Finger Banging a stanger in a public bathroom. Also, taking key bumps in a public bathroom.

She looks like a bathroom blaster.

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vag blaster.

jackie carney.

Jackie Carney is the ultimate vag blaster.

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homo blaster

i man who blast's his dick goo on gay men

steve:oh roy oh i am jacking off to your sexy bod
i am cuming roy
roy:put on my back steve
steve:FUCK YES

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vag blaster.

a short,red headed girl named jackie who blasts vags.

Jackie is the ultimate vag blaster.

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the ball blaster

While receiving head the women slowly makes her way down and proceeds to bite the mans balls

The ball blaster

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