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Finishing move for sex. Before a guy finishes he cracks a cold, refreshing can of Mountain Dew and holds a swig of it ready in his mouth. At the time of ejaculation, he simultaneously cums and spits the now-warm Mountain Dew on the girls (or guys) face.
Jim: "Dude, I hooked up with Jenny last night. She asked me to give her a green blast so I did. That shit was crazy."
Frank: "You seriously green blasted her? And she liked it?!"
Jim: "Oh yeah, man. Licked up every last drop. I must've blasted her at least 4 times."
Frank: *rolls eyes* "Ok, cool story bro"
to rock out to music, often turning it up quite loud, often for the purpose of working or to just enjoy the particular song.
Often, when I am cleaning, I like to blast the jam because it helps me accomplish more.
When somebody shats with such force and liquidity that pieces (or drops) of poop end up stuck to the bottom of the toilet seat.
Since females seldom (if ever) lift the toilet seat, they always tend to let the guy clean it up, even if they did it.
"omg somebody totally shat blasted my toilet"
A common term used in sex, usually during the stages of foreplay. Not for beginners, attempting this could result in ambient gas and liquid explosions.
Shoulder Blasting concists of a male or female inserting their fingers, followed by their wrist, arm, elbow, and shoulder into the vaginal cavity of a female. Once complete, the action must be repeated in rapid succession, with extreme growls.
1. You wouldn't believe it! I shoulder blasted her, and ended up finding my car keys!
2. Shoulder blasting isn't cool man, you can seriously hurt my mother.
3. "You shoulder blasted her and she farted on your ____?!?!?"
A future Warlock's first words. Fun at parties!
"I cast Eldritch Blast."
"Yes, we know."
To simulate sex vaginally or anally with a huge lumpy zucchini
Those chicks in the produce aisle are totally going to zucchini blast eachother tonight
When you cum in a girl either in the rectum or in the vagina while they are doing yoga.
I just yoga blasted my mom with the instructor watching.
Nice bro. Which I coulda watched.