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Highy dependable. Used to describe someone/something that happens consitently, as bleach always fades fabric.
Boy: Did you finish the check list?
Girl: Yeah, I got it all done.
Boy: Girl, you fade like bleach!
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A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.
The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
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Step 1 get bleach any bleach is fine step 2 get the lid off step 3 pour into eyes step 4 enjoy
Peter: do you want to watch some Yiff
Adam: searchs up how to bleach your eyes
me: Step 1 get bleach any bleach is fine step 2 get the lid off step 3 pour into eyes step 4 enjoy
peter: ok
To put the unemployed or underemployed residents of your ghetto project back to work or back to school.
Do not loot or riot in the city of Minneapolis, kids. Bleach-paint the ghetto project instead, before the government does it for you.
those oh so irritating twerps that prance around the school in the middle of winter with large parts of their body stuffed prominently into bits of clothing. They sport hair bright enough to make Monroe blind and skin that would make even the most bronze Grecian cringe.
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A wonderful comeback that is randomly applicable to many situations.
Jason: Hey Penelope, bread makes you fat.
Penelope: Eh, go bleach your asshole, John.
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